Character: azzholy
Server: Phoenix
A Pirate can learn to act like a ninja but a ninja can never be a pirate.
Pirate can act like a ninja by being sneakier and deadlier by learning to use ninja weapons and tactics.
Ninjas on the other hand can not do things that pirates do like be noisy and loud, have lots of pirate parties and be unhealthy. A pirates way of life is a big contradiction to a ninja ways.
Here is a story to prove my point.
A pirate went into a bar. Went to the bartender and hollered, " Give me matey a glass of milk!'
The bartender gave the pirate a glass of milk.
Then the pirate notices another person sitting at the bar.
"You there matey, why you wearing girls clothings and hooded?"
The ninja answered, "This is my outfit, loose clothes, not girlie clothing. Bartender give me a drink, olive oil on the rocks with a twist of lemon, please."
"You try to look mysterious, mate?" The Pirate asked.
"Yeah, as mysterious as the holy trinity." the ninja replied.
"What you mean holee trinitron? Is that yo religion?" the pirate asked again.
"No, I am Catholic." Ninja replied then drank his olive oil on the rocks.
"Arghh, another alcoholic like me, eh , matey!"
"I am not alcoholic!"
"You said you are, are you calling me a liar?" Shouted the pirate.
"I am just saying I am not an alcoholic like you." the Ninja replies.
"You are asking for trouble. I will kick your a...!!!" Before the pirate can even say the next word, a smoke just appeared. Then a shuriken hits the pirates left eye.
"ARghhh!! My right eye is bleeding!" Pirates have no sense of right or left eye now.
Then the right hand of the the pirate was cut by a ninja sword.
"Arghhh!!! My hand!!!! Arghhh!!!" The pirate cries like a baby now.
Then another swosssh by the ninja sword chops off the left foot of the pirate.
"Arghh!!!! My right foot!!!! It hurts!!!" The pirate shouted.
And that is the reason why pirate have an eye patch, a hook, and a wooden leg.
Ninjastically done!
That is why Ninjas are much more awesome than pirates!
