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koolkropek · 12-19-2008, 05:45

Character: azzholy
Server: Phoenix

We all have to go back in time to answer the question- Why are ninjas so much awesome than pirates?

First we have to understand the Big Bang Theory on the Start of the Universe or the ulitimate question of which comes first: The Chicken or the Egg?

But I digress, let us go back to answering- Why are Ninjas so much AWESOME than a pirate?

It is written in the Conquer Online History, Chapter 5 Verses 11-129, that ninjas and pirates once met. It happened in the year of the Dark Deadly Duck of Doom Era- about 2500 years of ago.

The place was the island we now know as Japan.

Four Pirate Ships got lost in the Pacific and got blown by a typhoon to the Island of Kyushurinko. Luckily, the Four Pirate ships were not destroyed at the coastline by the waves and by the rocks.

The Pirates lead by their leader named Maantot went to the shore. Maantot ordered his 375.6 pirates to make camp. (Why 375.6? Well there are really 400 plus of them but most of them have one or more limbs missing so..you do the math and it is written in the Book as a fact!)

Three miles away from the shoreline are the island farmers and fishermans. They immediately sense danger lurking in the air and they smelled the Pirates too. Pirates smells so bad at this time that the islanders smelled sulfur in the air.

The farmers and fishermen have to follow the bad smell. It is destroying the nice smell of their village and beginning to make them all sick together with their animals and plants.

So 15 abled body villagers went to the beach. They all saw the cause of the smelly air. Not only are the Pirates smelly, they are also mostly toothless and missing one or two limbs. Most of them walk funny. And the Pirates are also one noisy bunch.

The 15 villagers are shocked of what they all see. Asasoryoo the leader of the 15 villagers decided that they must take care of the problem of these smelly creatures.

The 15 scouted the pirates for one whole day and half a night. The other half of the night they have to rest.

Asasoryoo after careful thought told his men, " Fear not of the Ugly Beast, for their smell is our worry to feast!" or something like that.

Anyways...

At night, midnight, three days after the Pirates landed on the island, The 15 villagers decided to deal with the smelly problem. They attacked the camp of the pirates not as a common looking farmer or fisherman but as a Ninja!

Most of the sleeping Pirates ended up dead with their throat slashed. Those pirates that were drinking ended up getting poisoned. The pirates that fought or was thinking of fighting can not fight because he can not see what he is fighting with, so he died too with a shuriken on his left eye, the one without an eyepatch.

The very next morning, the sun rose, the roses bloomed, and the pirate camp is burning and the pirate ships are also burning.

All the pirates are dead. The village is now free from the fear of the pirate smells. The 15 Deadly, Invisible, Invincible, Totally Silent, Ninjas saved the day.

So, there is my answer to the question: Why are Ninjas so much awesome than Pirates? It is an historical fact, Ninja do not like smelly creatures. If you smell, You are dead!

The End!

Take a bath at least once a week please!

12-19-2008, 05:45	#323
koolkropek Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 35	Why are Ninjas so much awesome than Pirates-The Factual History Of ConquerOnline. Character: azzholy Server: Phoenix We all have to go back in time to answer the question- Why are ninjas so much awesome than pirates? First we have to understand the Big Bang Theory on the Start of the Universe or the ulitimate question of which comes first: The Chicken or the Egg? But I digress, let us go back to answering- Why are Ninjas so much AWESOME than a pirate? It is written in the Conquer Online History, Chapter 5 Verses 11-129, that ninjas and pirates once met. It happened in the year of the Dark Deadly Duck of Doom Era- about 2500 years of ago. The place was the island we now know as Japan. Four Pirate Ships got lost in the Pacific and got blown by a typhoon to the Island of Kyushurinko. Luckily, the Four Pirate ships were not destroyed at the coastline by the waves and by the rocks. The Pirates lead by their leader named Maantot went to the shore. Maantot ordered his 375.6 pirates to make camp. (Why 375.6? Well there are really 400 plus of them but most of them have one or more limbs missing so..you do the math and it is written in the Book as a fact!) Three miles away from the shoreline are the island farmers and fishermans. They immediately sense danger lurking in the air and they smelled the Pirates too. Pirates smells so bad at this time that the islanders smelled sulfur in the air. The farmers and fishermen have to follow the bad smell. It is destroying the nice smell of their village and beginning to make them all sick together with their animals and plants. So 15 abled body villagers went to the beach. They all saw the cause of the smelly air. Not only are the Pirates smelly, they are also mostly toothless and missing one or two limbs. Most of them walk funny. And the Pirates are also one noisy bunch. The 15 villagers are shocked of what they all see. Asasoryoo the leader of the 15 villagers decided that they must take care of the problem of these smelly creatures. The 15 scouted the pirates for one whole day and half a night. The other half of the night they have to rest. Asasoryoo after careful thought told his men, " Fear not of the Ugly Beast, for their smell is our worry to feast!" or something like that. Anyways... At night, midnight, three days after the Pirates landed on the island, The 15 villagers decided to deal with the smelly problem. They attacked the camp of the pirates not as a common looking farmer or fisherman but as a Ninja! Most of the sleeping Pirates ended up dead with their throat slashed. Those pirates that were drinking ended up getting poisoned. The pirates that fought or was thinking of fighting can not fight because he can not see what he is fighting with, so he died too with a shuriken on his left eye, the one without an eyepatch. The very next morning, the sun rose, the roses bloomed, and the pirate camp is burning and the pirate ships are also burning. All the pirates are dead. The village is now free from the fear of the pirate smells. The 15 Deadly, Invisible, Invincible, Totally Silent, Ninjas saved the day. So, there is my answer to the question: Why are Ninjas so much awesome than Pirates? It is an historical fact, Ninja do not like smelly creatures. If you smell, You are dead! The End! Take a bath at least once a week please!