BallOnStick

Presenter: Welcome back to Adult Wheel Of Fortune. Our contestant is ready to make his decision. Balls?
Balls: I'd like to solve please
Presenter: For $20,000 what is it? p_n_s
Balls: Well its obvious! Looking at the context and that this is an R-rated TV show, it must be Pines
Presenter: /facepalm
Presenter: I'll visually show you what it was
Balls: HOLY SHMOKES! THAT'S HUGE
Presenter: NOW RUB IT
Balls: Ooh, so smooth
Presenter: You should rub it from the bottom up! You get a real feel
Balls: Wow! Such texture
Presenter: Rub it with just the tips of your fingers
Balls: Its so sleek! How do you keep it in such amazing condition?
Presenter: It gets cleaned twice a day with a specialist product
Balls: What is it?
Presenter: Its called Gloryhole Window Pane Cleaner: With Extra Smooth
Balls: THANKS!
Presenter: BallsOnStick everyone! He might not have won the $20,000 prize, but given advice that you cannot put a price on. Except the $19.95 that Valu-Mart charge for the product

Youliekmen

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Wow, wut?

Its fun picking on Marija
And what's this about mystery items?

You should ebay Lotak's "mystery" items.

wtf

*whispers*
Homo
Homo
Homo

/facepalm

most popular person =0

Kosmak